Bikes of Upstate New York, A.K.A. Sam Walton's Revenge

I don't usually poke fun at other people's bike but check this one out, spotted outside Mickey D's

This is the kind of bikes that cover Upstate New York.

On deeper inspection:

Yes the forks or stem are on backwards.

And yes that is a gel comfort saddle:

With rear suspension and fat tires.

Judging by the seat height this person has about a 22" inseam.